Perfect…

Choose a band and answer the questions using song (or album) titles from only that band.

Pick an Artist: The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

1.) Are you a male or female? I Don’t Mean To Impose, But I Am The Ocean

2.) Describe yourself: My Bowling Ball’s Frozen In A Footlocker In Chicago

3.) How do you feel about yourself? Big Pun’s Not Dead Because I Just Saw Him At Krispy Kreme

4.) Describe your ex boyfriend / girlfriend: T.R.O.U.B.L.E.

5.) Describe how you feel at the moment: Crunchy Black Did Me In At Midnight Madness

6.) Describe your current location: Bringin’ It Straight From Alabama

7.) Describe where you want to be: I Bet Heaven Looks A Lot Like Talledega

8.) Your best friend/friends is/are: Tony Little, Jack Daniels, And The Open Road

9.) Your favorite color is: Go Greyhound

10.) You know: Nobody Eats BBQ Two Days In A Row

11.) What’s the weather like? Rollin’ and Tumblin’ On Satan’s Rotisserie

12.) If your life was a television show, what would it be called? The Louisiana Dive Bar Massacre

13.) What is life to you? The Electric Boogaloo

14.) What is the best advice you have to give? God Ain’t Go No Use For No 180lb Bag Of Sugar

15.) If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Mad Max Beyond Superdome

omglolpost…

Yes, it has been a long time. To be quite honest, it seemed all I was posting about was work since I’ve taken a vow of silence regarding politics because all-too-often, people get too easily butt-hurt (which is one reason why our government/society is in the shite state it’s in). Work is boring, and since [...]

A strange turn of events…

>компютри втора употребаsince it’s been about a month since I had my last trainee, the powers that be decided it would be best to give me 2 this week. Usually they send me my trainee’s info the night before their first day of work, but, as of Monday night, I had not yet received anything, [...]

It’s kinda like tapdancing… but not really…

It’s been an interesting time in my life as of late.
Work is going really well, even though sometimes I feel like I’m burned out already. I haven’t had a trainee in over a month, which worries me to an extent. Maybe they found my blog and think I’m too unstable to do my job. Nevertheless, [...]

You may be synthetic, but my love for you is not…

Last week, I realized it was time to change the oil in my car. It had been a couple thousand miles past-due, and I know that old, dirty oil causes lots of engine problems down the road (no pun intended). I asked my grandpa if I could use his garage, and he told me that [...]

Because it has been a while…

Person you’d travel across the country to see?
Jason and Courtney, Tylor, Nicole, Christina, Kevin, Michelle, Natalie. (In no particular order.)
Someone just handed you $100,000 now what?
Pay off student loans. Pay off the car. Move somewhere else.
When did you last receive some money?
This morning at midnight.
When was the last time you cried?
When she told me how [...]

Subject: Science vs. God…

>??????t;Let me explain the problem science has with Jesus Christ.”
The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of
his new students to stand.
“You’re a Christian, aren’t you, son?”
Yes sir,” the student says.
“So you believe in God?”
“Absolutely.”
“Is God good?”
“Sure! God’s good.”
“Is God all-powerful? Can God
do anything?”
“Yes.”
“Are you good or evil?”
“The Bible says [...]

It’s funny ’cause it’s true… (xkcd.com)

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I actually did this once… but she wasn’t crushing on me, she was crushing on Tylor.
Ask me and I’ll tell you sometime.

Emergency Broadcast Syndrome…

This post was typed in a late-night stream-of-consciousness… thing.
I have to be up for work at 6:00.
It’s 12:08 according to my computer.
I don’t feel like sleeping.
I don’t feel like much of anything anymore.
I’m looking to finally be able to strike out on my own… for real this time. I’m flipping through craigslist at major metropolitan [...]

Another day, another dollar…

Today is my Saturday, and I intend to take advantage of having the day off from work to take care of business. However, what I intend to do and what actually gets done seem to rarely ever be the same thing.
I’ve already taken my keyboard apart and cleaned it. It’s disgusting to see how much [...]